If you're really looking for a venture firm made up of homogenous partners with generic promises, we have some bad news... Extremely First Ventures is made up of AI-generated people (Midjourney) and content (Chat GPT4), combined with a bit of snark inspired by the countless VC webpages that Rebekah Bastian has been perusing lately.
BUT... if you're looking for a super-fun founder friend that's just as deliriously-jaded as you are, you're in luck! Rebekah is all-too-real and easy to connect with!
See my trail and connect with me on OwnTrail (and share yours too... that's my startup, and it's awesome!)
Check out my personal site for my writing, speaking, art and investing (Yes, I invest in emerging funds and founders... I'm not totally jaded, just the right amount 😉)
If you're feeling made fun of by this website, then there's a good chance OwnTrail isn't the right fit for you. And that's ok!
But if you're like "Wow, this founder totally gets it. I want to dismantle the ridiculousness of venture capital too!" then we should chat! ❤️